Product Description
Our own unique tea blend, created by combining two different types of tea (Green and Ayurvedic) for specifically powering our elite warriors on their missions to collect the souls of our nation’s enemies. The green tea not only contains caffeine but also provides energy through its powerful blend of herbs and other ingredients while the Ayurvedic tea has no caffeine but provides the energy through the roots and spices contained within it. Mixed with gunpowder and the spit of a komodo dragon, it’s conveniently bagged to send to those behind the lines—this tea is the perfect replacement for coffee as it weighs less in your kit, tastes great either hot or cold, and provides mental and physical stimulation to keep your body and mind focused on the objective during missions.
Civilian Disclaimer: Not responsible for damages or injuries to you, your family, co-workers, random strangers, Debbie’s pet goat, or any property if you drink this tea for its stimulating effects and, as a result, start snapping necks and collecting the souls of those around you.
See also: https://www.healthline.com/nutrition/top-10-evidence-based-health-benefits-of-green-tea#section10
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